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我的屁股还在痛呢


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After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."

译文:有一天,当把她上学的儿子接回家时,母亲问他在学校干了些什么。小孩答道,“我和老师发生了性关系。”她变得火大了,当他们到家时,她命令他径直去他的房间。那天晚上,当父亲回到家时,母亲气愤地告诉他有关他儿子的都干了些什么的消息。当父亲听到这个消息时,一个巨大的笑容在他的脸上扩散。他走进儿子的房间问他在学校发生了什么,他的儿子告诉他,“我和老师发生了性关系。”这位父亲告诉这个男孩他为他感到骄傲,他要奖励他要的自行车给他。在去商店的路上,这位父亲问他的儿子想不想骑他的新自行车回家。他儿子回答道,“不,谢谢爹地,我的屁股还在痛呢。”

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