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黄瓜长了四英寸


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A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbor with her problem. The neighbor says, "All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush bright red." The woman goes out at midnight and dances around her garden naked for a few minutes. The next morning, the neighbor comes over to the woman's house and asks the woman if her tomatoes have turned red. The woman says "No, they're still green, but I noticed the cucumbers grew four inches!"

译文:一位妇女很难让她的西红柿成熟,所以她就向她的邻居求教这个问题。这位邻居说,“你要做的就是在半夜的时候到花园里裸体跳上几分钟舞,西红柿会因为感到难堪而变为鲜艳的红色。”这位妇女就在半夜的时候裸体在她的花园里跳了几分钟舞。第二天早上,这位邻居来到这位妇女的房子,问这位妇女她的西红柿变红了没有。这位妇女说“不,他们还是绿的,但是我注意到黄瓜长了四英寸!”

 

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