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药丸起作用了


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A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."

译文:一位女士去看医生,对医生抱怨说她先生对性失去了兴趣。医生给她一粒药丸,但是警告她说这个药丸还是试验性的。他告诉她把药丸放入晚餐的土豆泥中,所以那天晚上,她就照做了。一个星期后,她又来看这位医生,她说,“医生,药丸起作用了!我像您说的那样把它放入了土豆泥中!不到5分钟他就跳了起来,把所有的食物和菜肴都倾斜到地板上,抓住了我,把我的衣服给撕破了,就在桌子上蹂躏了我!”这位医生说道,“对不起,我们不知道这药丸的作用那么强!基金会将很高兴就造成的损害作出赔偿。”“不,”她说道,“没关系。我们再也不会去那家餐馆了。”

 

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