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意大利式细面条


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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

译文:一个富裕的男人与一个意大利女人有外遇了好几年。一天晚上,在一个他们的约会地点,她向他吐露说她怀孕了。不想毁了他的声誉和他的婚姻,他给了她一大笔钱如果她回意大利去生这个小孩。如果她留在意大利,他还将提供孩子的抚养费直到孩子18岁。她同意了,但是不知道他怎么会知道孩子什么时候出生。他告诉她寄一张明信片给他,在反面写上“细面条”。然后他就会安排孩子的抚养费。九个月后的一天,他回到家看到了他困惑的妻子。“亲爱的,”她说,“今天你收到了一张奇怪的明信片。”“噢,把它给我,我会向你解释的,”他说道。他妻子把明信片递给他,看着她的丈夫在读明信片,脸色变白,最后竟晕倒了。明信片上写着“意大利式细面条,细面条,细面条。两个有肉丸子,一个没有。”

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