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我的父母不喜欢我打扮成女孩


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A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…" 
 
译文:一群看上去不好惹的自行车友在骑车时,看到一位要从桥上跳下去的女孩,所以他们停下车。他们领头的,一位人高马大的男子,从他的车上下来说道,“你在干什么?”“我正要自杀,”她说道。他不希望显得冷淡,同时也不想失去一次机会,所以他问道,“好了,在你跳下去之前,为什么不吻我一下?”她做了,那是一个长长的,深深的,缠绵的吻。当她吻完后,这位坚强的自行车手说道,“哇,这是我曾经拥有过的最好的吻!你在浪费你的天才。你会出名的。你为什么要自杀?”“我的父母不喜欢我打扮成女孩...”
 
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