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洗衣机


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    There’s an elderly couple who has reached that point in life, where sex isn’t part of the itinerary anymore. One night, the wife turns to her husband and says, “Everytime one of us wants to have a bit of a slap and tickle, we just have to say, "Washing machine.’” A night passes, and the husband leans over and whispers, “Washing machine.” The wife gives him a shove and informs him that she has a headache. A few nights go by and the same thing happens, but the husband is determined and he reckons he’ll just give it one more try. He leans over and whispers seductively, “Washing machine.” Yet again, the wife turns him away. However, a few moments pass and the wife’s needs arises so she rolls over and recites the word, but the husband turns over and says, “Sorry love, it was only a small wash so I did it by hand.”
 
    译文:有一对年老的夫妻到了人生的这个阶段,性爱已经不是日程表的一部分了。一天晚上,妻子对丈夫说,“每次我们中的一个想要一巴掌或瘙痒时,我们只要说,‘洗衣机。’”一个晚上过去了,丈夫俯身耳语,“洗衣机。”妻子推了他一下告诉他自己正头痛。几个晚上过去了,发生了同样的事情,但是丈夫决定再试一次。他俯身诱惑地小声说道,“洗衣机。”再一次,妻子没理他。但是,几分钟过去后,妻子的需求出现了,她翻过身背诵着那个词,但丈夫转过身来说道,“对不起,亲爱的,只是小洗一下,我用手做了。”
 
   
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